ThumbDrive™
A satisfyingly tiny throttle delivers a deeply satisfying amount of not-pushing. Hold the handle, tap the power, take the credit.
EFFORT: MINIMALTHE ELECTRIC STROLLER FOR PATHOLOGICALLY EFFICIENT PARENTS
Parenting is hard.
Pushing shouldn’t be.
Meet Glide: the shamelessly over-engineered electric stroller that turns hills, theme-park marathons, and “can you carry me?” into somebody else’s problem.
12 miclaimed range*
0%parental cardio
1 thumbrequired effort
LAZY MODEON
SNACK STATUSMAXIMUM
HILLS ARE A SCAM✦LET THE MOTOR PARENT✦CRUISE. SNACK. REPEAT.✦HILLS ARE A SCAM✦LET THE MOTOR PARENT✦CRUISE. SNACK. REPEAT.✦
EFFORT, OUTSOURCED
Built for parents who already did enough today.
Probably before breakfast. Definitely before coffee.
QueueCreep
Low-speed inching calibrated for switchbacks, snack lines, and that one family who cannot decide what they’re ordering.
PATIENCE: OPTIONALSnackDock XL
Two cup holders, one snack lagoon, and wireless charging. Because your survival gear deserves a dashboard.
CRUMBS: CONTAINED-ISHHill? What hill?
Power assist quietly takes the grade while you maintain a heroic facial expression and a suspiciously low heart rate.
CALVES: PRESERVEDSEEN IN THE WILD-ISH
Maximum parent energy.
Minimum parent movement.
FIELD NOTESEP•COT*
TEST 04
THE EPCOT LOAF TEST
One prototype. Eleven miles. No heroic pushing.
During our 2026 field trial, Glide survived a full loop around EPCOT, three snack detours, and a suspiciously long pause near the air conditioning.
11.3simulated park miles
14snack-related reroutes
0official Disney engineers
“By World Showcase, the stroller had more range than we did.”— Prototype parent #04
*Prototype testing was conducted independently. ZOOMI is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Disney, Walt Disney World, or EPCOT. EPCOT and Disney are trademarks of their respective owners.
LAZY, AFTER DARK
Keep rolling when the parental battery hits 2%.
The violet halo wheels aren’t necessary. Neither is an eight-dollar pretzel. That’s not the point.
- ✓ Glow-mode wheel rings
- ✓ Quiet hub motors
- ✓ One-handed pretzel compliance
NUMBERS FOR THE GROUP CHAT
Specs, but make them emotionally useful.
Claimed rangeUp to 12 miles*Or one very ambitious park day
Top assist speedA responsible strollWe are lazy, not reckless
Charge time2.5 napsLonger if someone wakes up early
Cup holdersTwo enormousHydration is a personality now
Parent effortOne thumbContinuous adult control still required
“I arrived at brunch with enough energy to complain about brunch.”
— Mia, mother of two“It’s like an e-bike for the only person not doing any pedaling.”
— Dev, dad and snack carrier“My step counter is devastated. I have never felt more alive.”
— Jules, definitely not our copywriterFOUNDERS’ LOAF EDITION
Do less.
Reserve more.
Reserve early access to the stroller engineered around your energy level. Yes, the cup holders are included.
EARLY ACCESS
$2,499launch MSRP
Includes Glide, SnackDock XL, charging cable, and one dramatic lack of perspiration.
No checkout today. Your wallet may remain seated.
LAZILY ASKED QUESTIONS
Before you pretend to preorder.
When does ZOOMI Glide launch?
Glide is currently moving through prototype validation. Founders’ Loaf Edition availability will be announced after endurance and safety testing.
Was Glide prototyped at EPCOT?
Yes. Our 2026 endurance route focused on long-distance battery performance, dense pedestrian pacing, snack-stop frequency, and late-day parent fatigue. The program was conducted independently without Disney sponsorship or endorsement.
Would a real powered stroller need safety controls?
Absolutely. A real product would require rigorous engineering, certification, braking, speed limiting, collision safeguards, and continuous adult control.